Posts tagged PC
Unfinished Business
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One day... it shall be mine!
As I sit here writing this article about unfinished business; I find it ironic that I am listening to the soundtrack of Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, simply because it is a game that I thought I would never finish. I played that game across two xboxes, and even two different discs (one stopped working). I did, however, finally finish it. After 100+ hours of play, I closed the last oblivion gate and thwarted the daedric invasion. It was a very satisfying feeling. Maybe not so much looking from the game out, but rather the fact that I had accomplished something that I never thought I would do. That game is MASSIVE, as I think we all as gamers know. As far as RPGs go it was just a giant time sink, with thousands of things to do, see, and well… kill.
Which brings me to the meat of this little piece: I have way too many games left, just from this year, to finish. As any gamer worth his weight in plastic peripherals knows, the couple months before Christmas is THE time to get big games. Last year the bigger titles were: L4D, Little Big Planet, Resistance 2, and the biggie Gears of War2. This year the list is probably twice as long and much more spread out over different genres. Games like Dragon Age:Origins, Assassin’s Creed 2, L4D2, and Modern Warfare 2 will satisfy the hardest of the hardcore. There are also games for people that are more casual with their games (not necessarily “casual games” however), games like Uncharted 2: Among Thieves, Forza 3, Borderlands, and even the New Super Mario Brothers Wii game. Needless to say, the shelves have been stocked for a while with quality games for pretty much any kind of player.
Anyway… I now have sitting on my shelf in the gaming lair: AC2, NSMB Wii, Borderlands, Modern Warfare 2, Dragon Age: Origins, and Left 4 Dead 2. Of those 6 titles, I have finished a grand total of ONE, and that would be MW2, because the single player is like 5 hours. Although, I have started to go back and play through it on Veteran, which is taking up even more of my time. Point being, I have a LOT of unfinished business with my games. I have played quite a bit of each title (save DA:O) and thought I would at least write up my impressions of these games so far. We’ll start with the oldest first…

"Boom! Head shot!"
Borderlands is one of those games that you can just jump right into and have mindless fun with for hours. I am sure to catch a lot of flack for this (should anyone actually read this) but THIS is the game that I wanted Fallout 3 to be, so very badly. Not that Fallout was a bad game, I don’t think that, but it just never felt right to me. If you put a gun in a persons hand, set the camera behind the gun, and give me lots of targets to shoot at, I NEED the game to be more responsive and the controls to be tighter. Sorry. Fallout was way too slow and methodical, as a regular RPG should be, but not one with guns and a first person perspective. I enjoyed the game; it just didn’t satisfy enough of either genre to keep me interested. Borderlands, however, is a very satisfying game for me. Having four classes to choose from (Sniper, Tank, Soldier, and overpowered Chick) makes it a game that could possibly be played through several times with different effect.
Speaking of multiples… there are thousands and thousands of guns for you to find or buy in this game; literally. Granted, a VERY large chunk of them are pieces of junk that you will never use except for padding your wallet, but the few that are rare finds are well worth the search. Searching is something you will do a LOT of. Chests, lockers, safes, piles of garbage, sometimes even animal carcasses will have weapons or ammo in them. This game makes the loot factor in Diablo seem tiny and insignificant. Seriously, it’s just that overwhelming.
The controls are easy enough to manage if you have EVER played a FPS before. Everything functions as you would expect it to. The visuals are done in an almost “cell-shaded” way that makes them look almost cartoon like. It definitely adds to the visual style of the game, and sets it apart from just about all the first person shooters out there.
The biggest and probably most fun draw for this game is the Multiplayer. You can grab three of your friends and jump into a game. The person that hosts the game is the one that you will follow the story line and quests for. So say, if you have already finished a certain amount of quests, but your buddy hasn’t, you may still have to go back and play them again if you are playing in his game. Also the game scales to that person as well. So be careful getting into games with higher level characters because you may get your ass handed to you.
The story in Borderlands is, hmm… we’ll just say, thin. Actually, to be quite honest, I have almost no idea what it is about AT ALL. I know that I am some sort of mercenary or something, and I am looking for pieces to the “Vault”. There is some chick in my head that keeps telling me I am on the right path and doing the right thing, but I couldn’t tell you who she is or why she is talking to me. What I do know, is that this game does a great job of give you a fuck-ton of quests to accomplish, as well as giving you a rather large world to accomplish them in. If you are looking for a decent FPS that blends in simple RPG elements then this game is probably going to be a good match for you.
Also, this game just came out with what looks to be a rather fun DLC. It’s an entirely new island full of new monsters (ZOMBIES) and a few new weapons.
Seeing as how this article is a bit longer than I first expected it to be, I will post it in parts. You have just read (obviously) Part One. Part Two will be coming up soon, on one of the other games that I listed above. Probably with less exposition and filler.
I’m a Mac, and I’m a money pit…
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Also known as “Why all my money has gone to Apple recently.”
A couple months ago I got a free laptop from work. It was a little old, run down and bulky, but hey it was free, and I was in need. I already had a desktop at the house that I really didn’t use all that much b/c it was crippled by Windows Vistas. When they offered me the free one I jumped at the chance to have a mobile PC again, and better yet one with XP loaded.
However here we are months down the road, and the once great laptop, is now a 7lb paperweight sitting on my hearth at the house. As some of you may have read, mid edit of 3SMOV Radio Episode 9… it died. Got the ol’ “Blue Screen of Death” and shut down. Now I have been dealing with PCs most of my life and am pretty used to getting such an error. I didn’t think much of it really and restarted the computer. Much to my dismay, it still didn’t come back on. Several more attempts and nothing. Much like trying to give CPR to an already dead pet, I was just making myself more upset each time it failed to come back to life. Though this is more like a pet that you didn’t really raise all it’s life, kinda like one a neighbor let you have after they moved, and it always chewed on your shoes, and shit in the bed. I was kinda pissed that it died the way it did, but I honestly can’t say it will be missed all that much.
My first thought was to replace the HDD and just make it work. Then I started to do research, for a couple hundred dollars I could get it up and running again, but really, for how long. Why should I pump money into a piece of machinery that I never really cared about or paid for in the first place. It will just turn around and crap on the floor again no matter how many times I rub it’s face in it. So that was when I came to the realization that, I’m Done! No more PCs for me, and yes I will site examples of why.
My wife has been working in the school system for about seven years. The past four she has worked in a particular section of the state that gives each teacher a MacBook to use. She has had the same MacBook that entire time. She has never had an issue with it. Never a virus, never had anything crap out on her with it. The only problem that she has had recently is that the battery doesn’t hold a charge anymore. The only reason she hasn’t replaced it, is because the school won’t do it. They are too cheap, and we ARE in a recession.
Meanwhile since she got that computer I have gone through two different PCs. CONSTANTLY updating it with random dumbass updates from Windows. Not to mention the ridiculous hassle that is Vistas. Nothing says forward thinking like releasing an OS only to totally leave it behind and abandon it two years later.
Also I don’t need 200+ programs preloaded on my PC that I will NEVER USE. Most of which are memory hogs and drag my PC into the dirt every time I turn it on. I don’t consider myself an Apple fanatic, but I have definitely been converted to the Apple way of thinking and business ethics.
I am not under the delusion that Apple is the greatest company on the planet and has a “People First” mantra. Anyone that does think that, needs only to look at the fact that they release a new version of the iPod and iPhone about twice a year. . . Speaking of which . . .

Sweet New Toy
I just put in my pre-order for the new version of the iPhone 3GS. I have been using my iPod Touch over the past nine months religiously. Twitter, Facebook, 50+ apps, Safari, you name it, I use it. I love that little thing. Being that my Verizon Wireless account is up for renewal shortly, I took another leap. I hate to leave VZW because their coverage really is second to none. However their customer service and their phones, UI, pricing, and pretty much everything else is just simply the pits.
I have also been a LONG TIME user of Verizon. Put it this way, I was with them before they were even Verizon. Back in the days when they were still GTEmobile. They have always been a thorn in my side that I have just ignored for years. I am not really sure what pushed me over the edge with them to make me finally switch. Maybe it’s the fact that for the wife and I, we pay around $115 for just our two cellphones and the service to go along with them. We have a 700 min contract and NEVER get close to it, but will they let us take it down, or give us a price break, hell no. Switching to AT&T, I will be on a 550 min plan (with roll over) the data plan for my iPhone ($30, something i never had with VZW for $40) and the extra line for my wife with 200 txt mgs for her. Grand total with the extra line, data plan, and all the extras we still end up saving $5 over Verizon.

Lame!
A prime example of how Verizon’s customer service sucks: I talked to a CSR for about 20 mins on Wednesday about TERMINATING my contract with them. I asked about the termination fee, when I could actually do it without penalty, all that. Then at the end of the conversation, she has the balls to ask me “What can I help you purchase today?” Lady, are you fucking kidding me? Why after the conversation we just had would you EVER think that I would like to buy something from you? Seriously?!??! Had she actually tried to save me as a customer I might have thought about it. The issue is that Verizon has gotten so big that it has “forgotten where they came from” so to speak. They don’t care about the people that helped them get to where they are now. Make money and screw over those that you trampled under foot to get to the top.

Sweet New Toy 2!
So now that I have placed my order for my new MacBook Pro, I will sit back and wait for the sweet, sweet goodness to roll in. If I played my cards right I should be getting my lappy and my iPhone around the same day. If that is true listen close the rest of the week and you might hear me scream out in a childishly, girlie squeal at their un-boxing. Granted there will be an adjustment phase that I will have to go through coming from an almost strictly PC only basis. However given the track record of Apple computers lasting as long as they do and rarely giving people the hassle that a PC does, I think it will be worth it. Can’t wait to start posting and editing and everything else from my new Mac!
Doom
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Let’s all be honest with each other here. Wolfenstein 3-D is the first FSP that you can remember. In all honesty though, Doom is the first one that mattered. Where would all other FPS’s be with out the tracks that this game laid down first? Think of all the little things that Doom did, that just about every other first person shooter has copied since. Granted not the one that started it all, but definitely the one that everyone cares the most about.
I can remember the first time I played Doom. It was on a really crappy PC way back in the day. Though only a shareware version of the game a friend had given to me, it was enough to get me hooked, even back then. Once I got my hands on the full version, I realized that this game would become an obsession. I would play it for hours and hours and each time I played it, I got a little farther, or discovered a new section. This was the drug for my fix.
Later another friend would go on to get Doom for his SEGA 32X. Though it wasn’t a huge step forward for graphics or power, it introduced me to a much easier way (for me) to play Doom. Just as a little aside here, there has always been debate between PC and Console players over which is better, mouse and keyboard, or controller. I will just go ahead and reveal my allegiance to controllers. For me, it is the only way to play a game. Moving on… After I played Doom for countless hours yet again on a different format with a new control scheme, I couldn’t wait to get my own version at my house to play again. I wouldn’t have to wait very long because soon after that the PSX would release the first Doom that I could purchase for a home system other than PC. I played that version almost non-stop until the game disc literally wouldn’t work anymore in my system (probably from the shitty boxes they used to keep PSX games in).
At this point I knew I was hooked. I knew that if a new game were to come out that had the Doom name on it, I would purchase it, no questions asked. Yes, at that age, I was one of “those people”. The ones that buy every iteration of a game simply because it had a certain name on it. Sorry. I was an addict and had a lot of disposable income at the time. Anyway, again, the PSX wouldn’t make me wait long. They released “Final Doom” for the PSX around ’96, which i quickly snatched up. This game however was not you run of the mill Doom. It was much, much harder than the original Doom and Doom 2. In fact, I am pretty sure that I never actually finished “Final Doom”.

Rosie O'Donnell attacks... oh wait
Doom could probably be credited with creating more than a few of the staples in FPSs that still are used today. I would be willing to say that Doom is probably the first game to allow you to use a chainsaw to kill the minions from hell, or anywhere for that matter. Doom II created the phenomenon of the double barrel shotgun in games. Also the character that you play is the personification of “Me against the world”. You were a nameless “super marine” that could carry twelve different weapons, eleventy billion round of ammunition and literally, single handedly take down the population of hell, AND live to tell the story. It was what every kid wishes they could do, be an almost Totally Unstoppable Badass.
Years would pass before Doom 2 would have a proper sequel. That’s not to say that the time in between wasn’t filled with at least SOME sort of Doom game. I can remember purchasing Doom 2 for my Game Boy Advance. Who could pass up Doom on the go? I feel like there is another version in there somewhere that I owned… but I can’t recall at the moment. Oh well.
Doom 3 would be announced from Id software in 2000, sort of, when John Carmack posted internally about remaking Doom with “next generation” technology. There was some opposition to the idea, being that Id kept going back to the well for it’s ideas and some wanted to get away from that. This was eventually put to rest and they went ahead and started development on the game. It was shown first at Macworld in 2001 and later demoed at E3 in 2002. To say that the game was well received would be an understatement. Computer owners everywhere immediately started beefing up their existing PCs and Macs in order to handle the HUGE processing power needed to handle Doom3.
When it was released the game caught a LOT of flack for the fact that you had to make the choice between using your flashlight or using your gun. However eventually PC users managed to “mod” the game so that you could use both the light and the gun at the same time (even a “Hello Kitty” flashlight if you wanted!). During all this I was forced to sit on the sidelines and just watch others play. I didn’t have as much money as I used to, and I couldn’t get a PC rig together in order to play it. Once again though, time was on my side. Microsoft would release a version of Doom3 for their first Xbox in 2005. Day one, I once again had Doom in my hot little hands, and was ready to take on the hordes of hell again.

Doom3, A very slight improvement over Doom II
Doom3 wasn’t so much of a sequal to the others before it, but more of a retelling of the original story. Done with amazing graphical technology, it was well above and beyond what other FPSers were doing at the time. I didn’t care so much that I couldn’t use my light with my gun, in fact, I saw it from the perspective of the developers. It really did create a more tangible feeling of fear. Walking around claustraphobic corridors waiting for the next “Monster Closet” to pop open. Making the choice between walking in the dark with you gun out ready to shoot anything that moves, or walking around seeing everything and knowing you would have to be quick to switch to get a shot off in time.
After finishing Doom3 I knew it would be years before I would be able to get back into the fight against hell’s minions. Xbox Live would help to fill the void slightly by releasing their version of Doom for the XBL Arcade. Just another format for me to purchase the same game from back in then day again. Doom also became a motion picture starring(?) The Rock in October of 2005. Now i am kinda biased when it comes to video game based movies. I think they are all good (barring Uwe Boll’s) in their own special way. No I don’t think they are “Oscar worthy” nor do I think they deserve really ANY award. I just enjoy seeing the games that I have liked for years turned into full fledged movies. It’s a sickness.
Is Doom over and done with… HA! Not likely. Doom 4 was announced to be in production in May of ’08. Not very much information exists about the new version. Id software is developing the game, it will have the Doom name attached, and will be powered by Id Tech5, that is also powering Rage for Id. Nothing has been told weather it will be a sequel, prequel or simply a retelling of Doom II (much like Doom3 was for Doom I). Rest assured though, however this game is released, I will own at the very least one version of the game.
Doom, like I said, stands to this day as one of the most recognizable games ever created. Much like Tetris, or Mario Brothers, you could probably ask just about anyone out there if they have heard of it, and they will say yes for one reason or another. Doom started a LOT of controversy back in the day for being to violent, and portraying evil and demonic images. True gamers know it was just the icing on the cake, fluff and sparkles, on an already great game. I for one am sure that this game sits firmly as part of the foundation of my video game history. With out Doom, I probably would have been more into RTSs or Point and Click adventure games most of my life, and then where would I be? If you have never played all the way through at least ONE of these games, you owe it to yourself to find one of the many formats and try. It may just change your perception of FPSs and become your favorite way to kill demons.
TuneUp = Amazing!!
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Recently i started a project in my free time to transfer my entire music collection to my external hard drive. This possibly would be a quick task for someone like my wife that has about 15 cds to her name. Myself on the other hand i have well over 300+ cds to go through. Granted some of them won’t make the cut, for whatever reason, but still i am looking at the very least 200 cds.
As time consuming as this is, and has been, it was made all the worse by the fact that iTunes, for the most part, doesn’t like you putting in cd’s and ripping them. Let alone the fact that i have more than a few “Mix” cds that iTunes absolutely HATES! I was at my wits end trying to go to the net, find a pic of the cover art and then copy it to my library only to have iTunes not convert it when it went to my iPod. Then listening to every mix cd and trying to figure out the artist and the name of the song for stuff that i never owned. The whole project was driving me insane. Until…
Randomly i stumbled upon an in page add for a program called TuneUp. The short little animated gif of what it does was enough to hook me and search out the site. I downloaded the trial program and put it to work immediately. After literally maybe two cds, i went back to the site and purchased the “Lifetime” subscription for $30. No questions asked, it was that damn impressive.
So what exactly does it do? Well to paraphrase the site itself, TuneUp takes your dumpy, dirty, unorganized, uncategorized library, and cleans it up, “Automagically.” Honestly i don’t care if there are little kittens in my computer now that are being worked tirelessly day and night, what ever makes this app work, i hope it never stops.
As more of an explanation you can watch this video…
Now that should have cleared up exactly how it works. And let me tell you this isn’t some gimmick, i haven’t been paid off to support this app, i am reviewing it because it does EXACTLY what it says it will.
I got Bill (twitter.com/DangerTom) to download and try it out. “TuneUp is the coolest app I’ve seen in a long time.” He goes on to say “I’m super grateful… it’s already corrected several albums I thought wouldn’t have problems!”
Yeah I was skeptical at first. I have seen more than my share of programs that claim to do any number of things only to fail horribly. This was not one of those. Being able to see cover art for my music is so huge. I am a huge music lover, and looking at my iPod and seeing some gray note and a “Track 13 Unknown Artist” killed me every time. Not to mention that while you are working with the app in iTunes it will give you related artists, Youtube videos related to the track or artist, and the kicker, the Concerts. I for one am actually NOT a concert kinda guy. I just don’t like the crowds, it’s just me. ANYway, being able to have TuneUp analyze the library, and then tell you if there is a concert of any of the bands in your area would be a really big deal if i did go to them.
Now you have to realize that the program isn’t perfect. You can’t pop in the cd that your buddy made of his band in the garage and expect it to know who the hell they are, that won’t work. Also it usually gives you several choices of album art (in itself not a bad thing) but if you choose the wrong one or one that you don’t like you have to delete the artwork and try again. Really a minor issue on both accounts. That is really the only gripe that i have with it, and i wouldn’t say that it detracts from the overall product one bit.
All said and done, if you call yourself a music lover, and you use iTunes to… love your music, then you really NEED to check this app out. I still won’t tell anyone to “run out and buy it” but seeing as there is a free trial of the program, i would highly suggest that you at least try it out. This thing is a must have for me. Also the support staff is very helpful. When i initially downloaded it, i had it on a computer that probably wasn’t going to get much use. So i sent in an email to see if they could switch it to another PC (yes it works on MAC too) that i would use more often. Before i could even get home and try it out they had already sent me an email reply letting me know they had taken care of it. Great customer service.
So now that you have read my review, and know a little more about it, I should let everyone know that I was given three extra codes ($30 each) for TuneUp. In the coming week Bill, Brian and myself will come up with some sort of contest, and we will give them away. It is a code for the lifetime subscription, just like we have, so once you “activate” the code it’s free from then on. Let me know if you (the few faithful readers i have) have ideas on how to do the contest, or if you are even interested at all (which you all should be).
Check in with my Twitter, or Bill’s and the site over the next week or so and we will have the details as they become clear.
Rise Of The Triad (PC)
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Back in high school i didn’t have a lot of money. I worked a really crappy job at a grocery store for minimum wage and what money i made went to essentials. My computer wasn’t the best “gaming rig”, and still isn’t. However i could play a select few games that would stick with me the rest of my life. Rise of the Triad was one such game.
You have to realize when i say back in the day,i mean back when computers were still numbered. I had an IBM 486 and felt like i was king of the world with my 24x speed CD ROM. My friend also had a 486 and one day while hanging out at his house he showed me a new game he was playing. I had never heard of Rise of the Triad (ROTT for short) but i loved other first person shooters on the PC and was willing to try something new. Boy am i glad i did.
You play as one of five chosen members of H.U.N.T. (High-risk United Nations Task-force). Each with their own strengths and weaknesses. You are sent on a mission to — island to investigate a cult that is conducting business there. Needless to say things go bad quickly, and the cult destroys you boat and the only way off the island. Thus forcing you to fight your way trough waves of evil cult members to get at the leader.
Fight through many different levels in varying stages and settings. Defeat cult members, security, monks, and even robots (NME). All the standard (early FPS) weapons are present, pistols, machine guns, drunk missiles, hand of God…wait is that right?Yup, power ups included; Shroom mode, Dog mode, and God mode, where you have God-like power to destroy enemies in a ball of energy.
The music in this game was pretty forgettable, except the one song I included. The sound clips however were wonderfully hilarious! Enemies would yell anything from “Ha!” , “Gotcha” even “They’ll bury you in a lunchbox!” One of my favorite things to do in the game was unleash a barrage of Drunk Missiles and wait for the “sqwick” as they found their target.
I played ROTT up until my first computer died on me. When I got a new computer I was very excited to try out ROTT with the new processor, and monitor, and modem (so i could play online with my friends). Much to my dismay, ROTT didn’t work with windows, and the Compaq that we got didn’t allow it to work AT ALL in DOS. I spent the next 10 or so years (seriously) trying to find a way to play the game on an up to date computer. Then one day I stumbled across “WinROTT” and I was happy again! I still had my original Disc of the game and immediately tried it out. After trying, and failing, so many times before on many a different computer I was skeptical, but much to my surprise it worked. Called up my friend got him hooked up with it, and we have been playing off and on ever since. What better way to end the story but with a “lived happily ever after” moment.
Interesting little side note, ROTT didn’t actually start out as an original IP. Actually it was going to be a sequel to Wolfenstein 3D, entitled Wolfenstein 3D: Rise of the Triad. That’s why the enemies in the game look like they are wearing some Nazi knock off uniforms, and why the cult members had MP-40′s as well as Heat Seeking Missiles. Also they were going to have male AND female enemies but budget and time didn’t allow it, but the female voices are all on the disc for you to listen to. I always wondered why they had those samples on there but I never remembered seeing a female in the game. Now you (and I) know.
*keep an eye open for “Scott’s Mystical Head” I found it once…once*







